He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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