I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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