this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize