so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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