Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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