At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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