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dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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