Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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