If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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