he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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