is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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