ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize