I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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