I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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