Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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