he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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