Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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