We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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