So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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