i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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