I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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