Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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