have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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