im drinking this country out of the recession.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
