5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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