you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
high people should be assigned attendants
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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