Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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