We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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