bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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