Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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