Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You are a genius and a whore.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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