just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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