3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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