Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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