Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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