She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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