I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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