the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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