belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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