my sisters under your porch take her home
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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