good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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