But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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