Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
