the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Randomize
