what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
