It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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