I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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