there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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