dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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