so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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