I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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