Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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