We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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