Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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