Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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